A Conversation

(Walking home from school)

Bubs: I too busy for walking. Pick me up.

Me: Too busy to walk?

Bubs: Yup. Pick me up.

Me: Fine. (I pick him him)

Bubs: Oh no! My toes falling off!!

(I put him down)

Me: You crack me up, Skip.

Bubs: Crack you up? Like eggs? Oh no. That not good.