Bubs: I too busy for walking. Pick me up.
Me: Too busy to walk?
Bubs: Yup. Pick me up.
Me: Fine. (I pick him him)
Bubs: Oh no! My toes falling off!!
(I put him down)
Me: You crack me up, Skip.
Bubs: Crack you up? Like eggs? Oh no. That not good.
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And now ladies and gentlemen, behold my husband's dazzling fixer-upper skills...


