Sunday, December 16, 2007

Do I?



Don't I?


Aaaaargh!

Ok, maybe a little poll...
Feel free to vote either for:
A) Heck no! Are you insane?!? You will be living in a Tuffshed by the freeway and trekking out to a Johny-on-the-spot in the middle of the night. E's rump will be permanently flattened due to the hours logged in a train seat to and fro each day. You will effectively be a single parent and Wonderboy will have to rescind his policy on weapons given the neighborhood you will be able to afford to put up the aforementioned Tuffshed in.
or,
B) Oh ya! Forget the long commutes, the traffic and the over-inflated real estate, your kids will benefit from the rich culture and diversity, and family and friends will look forward to visiting you, as opposed to the boring place you currently inhabit. E is so crotchety anyway, a little time on a train will do him good. As for Tuffsheds, they are perfectly quaint and cozy.

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