The Easter Story...

...as told by Miss Sassypants and Wonderboy, over E's gourmet Easter dinner: chicken curry satay and vegetable fried rice (perhaps Easter caught us off guard this year?):

Wonderboy: "Well the bad guys made him carry his own cross, but he kept falling down and then when they buried his body, his girlfriends put some good-smelling stuff on him so he wouldn't smell so bad."

Sassypants: "The bad guys put Jesus in a swirly den thing (The tomb? I asked)...yes, and then a fairy came and she scared the knights away, and she rolled away the stone, and then Jesus was real again."