Thursday, October 16, 2008

Never before seen photos...


...of the rare herbivorous 2-year old homo sapien. Most of his kind are believed to have life-threatening reactions to green vegetables. Scientists have been unable to find concrete evidence to disprove this theory. However, the lack of documentation of the 2-year old homo sapien consuming leafy, green vegetables would certainly lend credence to this idea. Perhaps the shift in the planet's climate has forced the species to adapt, to stretch beyond it's usual diet of all carbohydrates. Scientists wonder if birth order or environmental pollutants might play a role in this sudden, exciting discovery. Certainly this new evidence will warrant further study and observation of this very interesting and mysterious creature.

1 comment:

Julie said...

Honestly Janna, you need to have a column in a newspaper.